I Like you more than you think!

Video made for Drumlin as part of the 10 x 10
program in the Atlantic Film Festival 2008. Currently ECMA nominated
for Music video of the year.

Will be screening at parklane theatres in late april 2008 with 6 other shorts. Details to come.

An ancient Challenge ... I've been watching too much Samurai Champloo.

Go here ... watch this.... 8 Bit Blues funsville.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7ALKG1tME

Vandal #1

Banff Drawings........That place is Awe- to the - Some.

Look its a logo................. with a penis. In other news I just returned from Banff where I met lenore Zhann ....the voice of Rogue from the hit cartoon XMEN!!!

Two little Sketchsters I spun off this weekend, while hammering through a 9 piece bucket and an 8 pack.

This is Boe,

He is from the hit filmation show "Shee- ra".

He enjoys Romantic Comedies, Roller Skating,

and Smirnoff Ice.

Push # 4384 for Boe

Let's Go Ink-razy !

Michael the arch-angel

It a Wittle WadyBug

Happy Halloween!

This is a little mantis pilot.

Part 3 of 6!

An Xmas Card I made for NSFDC.

R.I.P. Grandpa Jellybean

These are some life drawings I did from pornography that has been burned into my brain.....

I've decided to start staying up later than I should fueled on artificial alertness known as coffee. The body gets tired, but the mind races....... I should just take up smack.


-a friendly tit, and michelle-tron 3030

My Lovers and I swear by this code :

John Stamos in space

I Heart Diana "Yeoman" Prince
Herpies Halloween!

Suggestive VAGINA ALERT..........

I Went searching for tuna with some level 10 hired assassins...We kicked major Ass.

One line to rule them all!

fuck I love hamburgers.

Have you ever had a phone conversation with someone, where at the begininng you were unsure of who it was. It is almost as if you cannot distinguish who is talking to you within the first 10 seconds, you fall into this awkward period of Guess Who. You may try asking them questions that don't give away the fact that you have no idea who they are, but you are still worried you may hurt thier feelings. (ie: What are you up to today, or What's new?) I recently had one of these encounters today.

It's like 11 in the morning. Phone rings, I pick up. The fellow on the phone immeidiatly starts into small talk after i say "hello". This gives me the impression that he is a close friend of sorts. I don't recognize his voice, so i figure it is one of my friends who went downtown last nite and he has a rasped up voice. My brain computer starts going through my list of friends to try and find a match. It turns up 0 results for search requested. He begins talking about how he has been up all night thinking, and that he is depressed. Now i feel even more of the preassure to figure who this is and "be a friend". None of my random "beat around the bush" questions are turning up anyone that i know.

Eventaully he says " I have to tell you something man.............I'm bisexual."
I'm like "uhhh...that's cool." He goes " I thought you would be all weirded out."
This is when i decide that this game of stranger talk has gone long enough.
"I don't want to be rude and i appologize in advance, but who is this?" I Queery (no pun intended) .
"It's __________ . This is Chris right?? "
"Nope, my name is joel, " I reply.
"oh fuck, you sound just like him" he said.

After the initial shock of me not being who he thought i was, we went on to talk about the stress he is going through. I tried to listen as much as a stranger should. There was this strange end to the conversation, because we had been talkin for like 15 minutes, and i almost felt like he was a friend now. I end all of my convos with some pre-setup comment like "talk to you later" because i feel that "Bye" is so cold and un-human. All i could come up with was "Do what you gotta do."

SPERM TV

It is proven that sperms with straight tails have a 75% chance of becoming more successful in life. They also have a 35% greater chance of becoming obeese, but frankly, isn't it worth it?

Which side is ART???

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Surprise! Neither!

Lets see how many Disgusting colors I can put in one picture!

Mmmm.....just like mom used to make.

In an unrelated note, Check out my painting site

http://j13lart.blogspot.com/

alot of the same, with a smattering of mystery.

In a related note, Goto the halifax commons August 17-20th for some awesome Ultimate action. The canadian nationals will be goin down. Soak it up bitches.

The text in Windings states:

"That reminds me of something
Feist would say."

These people live in toronto..... in skyscrapers.....

Big City Living

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son.

I've got 99 problems but a bitch aint one of them.

Hi there Wood Blocks!

I won't be cutting tomatoes on this cutting board anymore....only babies.

Hey look its a big french giraffe!

Colors!

Today was the ever anticipated GAMES DAY! Myself, Machine and Josh went to various locations around downtown Halifax playing *new and EXCITING games*.
We started the afternoon with some Sheesha smoking ( courtesy of my old subletters hookah). Flavoured smoke, no tabacco, just straight up flavoured smoke. I had to get special coals designed for sheesha. We were going to use barbeque coals, but decided against when we saw the warning stating "inhaling fumes may cause death. It seemed like a pretty big risk, so we held out till i got some special stuff.

Next on the adgenda was *Jacks* in the cemetary. The one on Barrington with the massive lion, with the huge balls, statue. We all sat in a little circle underneath the statue. Whatta treat. There was some sweet as graffiti scrawled into the under belly of the statue. A classic "666 with a pentagram" AND a well worded phrase: " FUCK CHURCH"

Deeeelightfull.




Game number two was Ultimate frisbee on citidel hill.















Game number three was Chess in the public gardens. BYOP event (bring your own pieces.)

It was a goodie,

Wow, the other day was an intense one.
I went on an 8 hour jog/ walk through eastern toronto.
During my Trek I explored an area of scarbourough called "THE BLUFFS".
They were these large cliffs ...that i simply had to climb. So as i attempted to get across this lake, via a fallen log, I was attacked by a mother and father "RED-WINGED BLACKBIRD".
Holy fuck it was scary...they were pecking me and screetching at me with their "Ka-Ka" Bird voices. Traumatizing, yet exhilerating....

.....I think i may have contracted bird flu.

The similairities are remarkable...........